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Anonymously send me a fruit!

jocollins:

Apple 🍎: I don’t really like your blog, I follow because I like you!
Banana 🍌: I love your blog content but I don’t really like you.
Cherries 🍒: I think you’re hot!
Pear 🍐: I wish you knew I existed
Grapes 🍇: I wish we were better friends!
Peach 🍑: I want to date you!
Pineapple🍍: We never talk but I care about you!
Strawberry 🍓: I have a huge crush on you!
Lemon 🍋: I really dislike you
Orange 🍊: I look up to you and I trust you
Watermelon 🍉: I think you’re okay but I just follow for the stuff you reblog not your posts
Jalapeño 🌶: Tell me something not on this list!

(via cheerie)

22:57   1-15-19   263 notes

kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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notyouraveragesteve:

1200lxrd:

woodmeat:

pr1nceshawn:

Photos Showing That Angle Is Everything.

this is pissing me off

this shit made me mad

Whoa

(via teenagerposts)

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helila:

beachdeath:

penguinluv129:

trainthief:

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PARDON?!!??

Here’s a fun way to get around this: Navckid Keyd. If people wish to tag Dick without the implied slur (personal opinion here: it is his legal name omg whomst? Really? Uuggghhh? Why…) use the fake name used in Mary Poppins that rearranges to his name in the end credits.

So you can tag the actor in a fun and innovative way.

or just… call him… dick van dyke… because that’s his name…

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(via trilllizard666)

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florideae:

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

(via electoons)

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i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

(via electoons)

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tethmos:

gwens-deaf-auntie:

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Originally posted by favedbythebell

God sometimes karma comes through clutch

(Source: intensional, via electoons)

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revelryinthememes:

All Might: At first, I didn’t understand why people loved their kids that they have a mentor/father figure relationship with.

All Might: That was until I got an Izuku.

All Might: If anything happened to him I would first kill everyone in this room and then myself.

(via cali-brate)

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satisfythysoul:

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i love one (1) man

(via cali-brate)

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alolanawkword:

Animal Crossing Switch is looking WILD

(Source: voguerunway, via dailyhangover)

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bubble-snowflakes:

Heels  (discount code: muggle15 )

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world-of-cats:

Source

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diddi-p:

this gets funnier with each passing year

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